Welcome to Surrey Police , how can I assist you ? As you can see below my employer ordered me to go and Get some more

materials as they have been using  sooooo much over recent years. We just love using this stuff !!





                                   Surrey Police give man shotguns so he can kill 2 innocent people. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29818868  As “misconduct proceedings” hmm,

    more likely that means “order more whitewash” and delay and delay and delay and delay and forget.


     As was expected by most people the PCC’s are a total waste of taxpayers money and simply more “jobs for the boys” which is kind of highlighted by Surrey PCC’s appointment of an

     old colleague of his as Deputy. Ask a PCC “what is a member of the public” and I doubt that they would know.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25960131

                                         Carrying on the Police tradition of wasting taxpayers money .


                                        Click this link to read Officers charged ,convicted, investigated (or in rare cases cleared) of criminal Offences ranging from rape to robbery  http://info.fmotl.com/PoliceListV25.pdf


                                 Better order some more whitewash soon. See below link:  http://www.ipcc.gov.uk/news/ipcc-investigators-serve-notices-surrey-police-officers-who-had-contact-jan-mclean-his-death




                                 Better  go and order some more whitewash  http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-watchdog-launches-probe-after-woman-dies-in-custody-in-surrey-10292797.html


                                 Yet another sign of Surrey Police incompetence. Do not rely on Surrey Police to protect you , they won’t . Absolute waste’s of space.




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