Welcome to Surrey Police , how can I assist you ? As you can see below my employer ordered me to go and Get some more

materials as they have been using  sooooo much over recent years. We just love using this stuff !!




                                                                                                         CORRUPT  ,  LYING  (You know who YOU are)  and  SELF SERVING




                     Sept 2018   Listen to the below video clip in full and you will see why. Yes it is USA but the same principle is applicable to the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE   Think very very carefully BEFORE you say anything to the Police, as you will

hear from the clip above.


                     Sept 2018       What a bunch of wasters Surrey Police are . They never change: 

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/guildford-businessman-wrongly-arrested-surrey-14193433  I hope he manages to sue them for

their actions


                     July 2018       What can you say but that this shows the pathetic Surrey Police. They do not keep people Safe. The logo “Make Surrey

                             Safer  definitely should be what we have always known  “MAKING SURREY SUFFER” 





                     June 2018      Yet more allegations surfacing about the CORRUPT Surrey Police :   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-41525570

                             Surrey Police have 2 Specialities  ,Lying and Perverting the Course of Justice. What a rotten to the core bunch they are.  Shameful really.


                     May 2018      YET AGAIN CORRUPTION in Surrey Police. One law for us and one for them. It seemingly will never ever change.

                           http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5430855/Surrey-police-inspector-dismissed-force.html EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL the Officer’s

mysteriously are allowed to resign so they keep their £40,000  +++ PER YEAR Pensions .and Surrey Police express FAKE astonishment. (no

wonder the UK is bankrupt). Really it astounds me Surrey Police have not yet changed ,always corrupt always will be. All their words are FAKE.


                     April 2018     Surrey Police yet again:  https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/13/police-lost-key-computer-evidence-russian-whistleblower-case



                     April 2017     http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/26/woman-set-sue-police-gunlicence-stepfather-shot-mother-sister/  Surrey Police always

sooooo consistent.  Noted the really sincere Apol….. EXCUSES they made on tv yesterday, “.we will   learn lessons..”  ALL the usual BS that

they wheel out after every failure they make . No real apologies, no real discipline,  NOTHING but Excuses. No other organisation that failed

like Surrey Police would exist now. Anyway can only laugh at them.  I pity the few good officers.



March 2017    Yet another “Keystone Cops” investigation  by Surrey Police. 




Jan 2017   Oh yes Surrey Police are so open and transparent, NOT .They make all the noises but do the exact opposite. I wonder why they didn’t want

to give the information to the Advertiser ? Likely because Surrey Police’s idea of “disciplinary proceedings “ is do NOTHING  .Here’s the quote  “”…

The Surrey Advertiser requested Surrey Police to confirm the name of each of the officers  who committed offences during this period and provide

information on what disciplinary procedures took place. However the request was  denied on the basis that the officers names had been released at

the time of conviction and are therefore already in the public domain.””. What utter  BS from Surrey Police.  Nothing changes, corrupt as usual.



Oct 2016    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-37635252  Interesting “Perverting the Course of Justice” This will be a charge very

familiar to Surrey Police they are experts are it.




                                    June 2016   Some advice for anyone contemplating suing Surrey Police ,  or even contemplating prosecuting an officer yourself (Private Prosecution)

The first thing to understand is that even though they are “the Police” their number one speciality is LYING   even in Court proceedings .They have

absolutely no compunction whatsoever and the Court’s turn a blind eye to it. They will not comply  with disclosure Rules of the Court, they will hide

everything that they   can even if it means disobeying a Court Order.  You have to drag it out of them.  Another thing to remember is that most solicitors

/barristers are not worthwhile using. There may be some but few and far between and most will cause more damage to case than assist.    You should

also Name the individual Officer or Officers ,  Not just the Chief Constable as it is only taxpayers money they are wasting and it is much better to name

the actual Officer who perpetrated the unlawful act/s as Defendants  with  the Chief Constable perhaps include because of his/her vicarious liability .

Much better to name the actual officers. Also you should consider Criminal Proceedings against them and for that I would suggest a good Private

Prosecution Lawyer from London like these  http://www.emmlegal.com/  Forget using the CPS ,they are on Police side and waste of space for that.  

Just remember, your Solicitor might think they will play fair and honest  but I can tell you 101% that Surrey Police are inherently DIS-honest and will

stoop to any level to try and make sure you do not get “Justice”  .Not the nice honorable organisation that you MIGHT think that they are.





                                    June 2016    How would one sum up Surrey Police & Crime Commissioner (Surrey PCC) ?. Well looking at the history of who has been employed by

them it is clear that it is just another  “jobs for the boys” organization and nothing really that will assist the public at all .Just another layer of wasted tax

money.  IF ,and I stress IF ,  I ever find that they actually show themselves to be anything but same old same old then I will be happy to revise my opinion. 

I see though that Alison Bolton is Chief Exec of Surrey PCC and was also Chief Exec of the  old Surrey Police Authority. HOW pray tell me is that making

the Surrey PCC anything more than a simple name change ,exactly the same as the corrupt Police Complaints Authority to now IPCC was/is ?. Same people

different name. Nothing changes just names.




                                    March 2016  I notice that over £300 has been added on to Council Tax bills for “Surrey PCC” . What an utter waste of taxpayers money on a totally

useless organization. All it means is “jobs for the boys” and all at taxpayers expense.  I hope that if they find someone with a brain in Government that they

scrap PCC’s because all it adds is another layer of rubbish.   I asked them why Surrey Police wasted more  taxpayers money on paying a “top” (well supposedly

!) QC/Barrister to represent Surrey Police in the Deepcut Inquest and the best they  could say was “ask Surrey Police” . THAT sums up Surrey PCC, absolute

waste’s of space, and money  !  Better to employ some more Pinnochio’s than waste on Surrey PCC.




                                    Deepcut Inquest February 2016:


                                    One has to ask oneself WHY Surrey Police feel it necessary to make the Taxpayers of Surrey pay for a top QC (Barrister) to defend them against  their likely

INCOMPETENCE (again) in the Deepcut bodged investigation ?. If they have nothing to hide why inflict such large cost on the taxpayers ?

                             http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-35523305    Seems that Surrey Police have always been corrupt and incompetent and always will be.





                             Surrey Police give man shotguns so he can kill 2 innocent people. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29818868  As “misconduct proceedings” hmm, more likely that

means “order more whitewash” and delay and delay and delay and delay and forget.


As was expected by most people the PCC’s are a total waste of taxpayers money and simply more “jobs for the boys” which is kind of highlighted by Surrey PCC’s appointment of an  old colleague of his as

Deputy. Ask a PCC “what is a member of the public” and I doubt that they would know.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25960131

                                     Carrying on the Police tradition of wasting taxpayers money .


                                    Click this link to read Officers charged ,convicted, investigated (or in rare cases cleared) of criminal Offences ranging from rape to robbery  http://info.fmotl.com/PoliceListV25.pdf


                             Better order some more whitewash soon. See below link:  http://www.ipcc.gov.uk/news/ipcc-investigators-serve-notices-surrey-police-officers-who-had-contact-jan-mclean-his-death




                              Better  go and order some more whitewash  http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-watchdog-launches-probe-after-woman-dies-in-custody-in-surrey-10292797.html


                              Yet another sign of Surrey Police incompetence. Do not rely on Surrey Police to protect you , they won’t . Absolute waste’s of space.






                              The usual hypocrisy of Surrey Police 






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